Green Cow

Cost: $2.19
Cost per ounce: $0.27
Ounces: 8
Taste: 8
Kick: 8.5
Final Judgment Rating: 8.5

This is the original energy drink which I have had a lot of times but this is my review on it. You can pretty much get these anywhere. I picked one up at DVS where they have a ton. This is the original energy drink, so here we go.


Taste: This is the original energy drink, which I have had a lot of times. I picked one up at DVS to review it today and drank it all on the way home. This little 8 ounce baby tasted pretty good which a weird blueberry taste to it. It was not too bad, but not the worst. This gets a rating of 8.

Kick: This kick was pretty good I'd say it kept me up for about 4 hours on end. The kick was fine. It gets a rating of 8.5.


Final Judgment Rating: I'd give it a 8.5 because it tasted good, had a good kick, and it's the original energy drink!

Heroin

Cost: $1.99
Cost per ounce: $0.24
Ounces: 8
Taste Rating: 9
Kick Rating: 8
Final Judgment Rating: 8.5

When I first saw this drink at DVS, I was like Whoa! Heroin? You gotta be kidding me. But I did decide to buy it and the guy at the register said that there's no drugs (Heroin) and no alchohol in it. So it's basically like a regular energy drink. My friends Pudge, Zeb and I bought 6. 2 for each of us. The first one I downed in a couple gulps. The second one I took time and actually focused on the taste. Here's my review.

Taste: When I tried this I thought this is gonna be terrible. But it actually tasted very nice! It kind of tastes like a Shirley Temple with a nice firey taste in your throat and with a ton of caffeine and a lot more sugar. Pudge thought it tasted okay, Zeb loved it like me. I went back later with my friend Remi and we each bought 24 packs. I have already dranken 3 which is why I am wide awake and was ready for karaoke tonight. This gets a great rating of 9.

Kick: It tasted great and the kick was pretty good. It kept me awake through karaoke and I am wide awake now and it's 4:00 AM. I definately am going to have one of these before school to keep me awake. The kick gets a rating of 8.

Final Judgment Rating: The kick's nice and the taste's incredible. This is definantly the drink for you if you love staying up all night. I'm going to invite my friends over and have a sleepover and all of us pull all-nighters by drinking a ton. This gets a Final rating of 8.5.